(June 1, 2017 at 1:18 pm)Hammy Wrote:(May 30, 2017 at 11:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Either they're mostly gay or Smurfette is making a killing!
Turns out that Smurfs breed like ants. One female queen and tons of males.
When she's not fucking she's dropping smurfs out her vag.
By the way... wanna know the favorite fetish of a smurf?
In fact... by default smurfs have red faces but they turn blue after a smurfing. Dirty buggers.
So what you're saying is that Smurfs are Feegles who've been cruelly deprived of their heritage, what?
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