My experiences with internet forums

[The Valkyrie]

But... but... it makez me haz a flavour...

True story:

I keep my cat food and treats in a separate part of the pantry from the human food at home and made the mistake of leaving the cupboard door open when I went to work.

In the cupboard was an open, but barely used bag of cat nip.

I got home to find the bag ripped open on the kitchen floor, catnip spread everywhere, and four cats rolling around happily among the spilled catnip.

Yes, last week I got home to a group of stoner cats!