Pilot Tells Passengers to "pray", more BS logic.

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Pilot Tells Passengers to "pray", more BS logic.

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RE: Pilot Tells Passengers to "pray", more BS logic.

June 27, 2017 at 2:19 pm

Stupid fucking pilot. When I'm on a plane and things go badly, I want my pilot to lie like a rug. If the plane is upside down, on fire, and spiraling downwards at terminal velocity, I STILL want to hear that calm, baritone voice saying something like, 'We are experiencing some minor turbulence, nothing unusual at this altitude.'

Seriously. Lie to me like you lie when you're trying to bang flight attendant Buffy.

Boru

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Pilot Tells Passengers to "pray", more BS logic. - by Brian37 - June 27, 2017 at 10:13 am

RE: Pilot Tells Passengers to "pray", more BS logic. - by Amarok - June 27, 2017 at 1:35 pm

RE: Pilot Tells Passengers to "pray", more BS logic. - by vorlon13 - June 27, 2017 at 1:48 pm

RE: Pilot Tells Passengers to "pray", more BS logic. - by Minimalist - June 27, 2017 at 2:02 pm

RE: Pilot Tells Passengers to "pray", more BS logic. - by Mermaid - June 27, 2017 at 2:06 pm

RE: Pilot Tells Passengers to "pray", more BS logic. - by Brian37 - June 27, 2017 at 4:37 pm

RE: Pilot Tells Passengers to "pray", more BS logic. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 27, 2017 at 2:19 pm

RE: Pilot Tells Passengers to "pray", more BS logic. - by Thumpalumpacus - June 27, 2017 at 2:21 pm

RE: Pilot Tells Passengers to "pray", more BS logic. - by vorlon13 - June 27, 2017 at 3:10 pm

RE: Pilot Tells Passengers to "pray", more BS logic. - by Minimalist - June 27, 2017 at 3:14 pm

RE: Pilot Tells Passengers to "pray", more BS logic. - by Jackalope - June 27, 2017 at 2:31 pm

RE: Pilot Tells Passengers to "pray", more BS logic. - by Thumpalumpacus - June 27, 2017 at 3:13 pm

RE: Pilot Tells Passengers to "pray", more BS logic. - by Thumpalumpacus - June 27, 2017 at 3:17 pm

RE: Pilot Tells Passengers to "pray", more BS logic. - by vorlon13 - June 27, 2017 at 4:47 pm

RE: Pilot Tells Passengers to "pray", more BS logic. - by Brian37 - June 28, 2017 at 9:01 am

RE: Pilot Tells Passengers to "pray", more BS logic. - by Kosh - June 27, 2017 at 10:50 pm

RE: Pilot Tells Passengers to "pray", more BS logic. - by vorlon13 - June 28, 2017 at 8:51 am

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