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Why You Should Not Chew Your Food
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Why You Should Not Chew Your Food
Consider the philosophy the most good for the most people. Now when you chew your food that helps your digestion. Nobody else benefits from this but you. But when you don’t chew your food and it isn’t digested properly, countless people benefit from your upset stomach.

You have to go to the store fore medicine. That benefits the transportation industry no matter how you get to the store. The store benefits as well as the distributers, pharmacists and manufacturers of the medicine you buy. As an added social benefit, if you take antacids, the aluminum content is indicative of Alzheimer’s, so you’re benefiting doctors as well.

All these people have to pay their bills and send their kids to college. You can help simply by not chewing your food. Stuff that pizza into your mouth and swallow the biggest chunk that will go down your throat. It’s the right thing to do.
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Why You Should Not Chew Your Food - by Rhondazvous - June 28, 2017 at 6:36 pm
RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food - by vorlon13 - June 28, 2017 at 6:45 pm
RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food - by Minimalist - June 28, 2017 at 6:56 pm
RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food - by Rhondazvous - June 29, 2017 at 10:14 am
RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food - by brewer - June 29, 2017 at 10:22 am
RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food - by Thumpalumpacus - June 29, 2017 at 10:38 am
RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food - by Jackalope - June 29, 2017 at 11:00 am
RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food - by Brian37 - June 29, 2017 at 11:22 am
RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food - by Jackalope - June 29, 2017 at 12:11 pm
RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food - by vorlon13 - June 29, 2017 at 11:46 am
RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food - by bennyboy - June 29, 2017 at 7:53 pm
RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food - by vorlon13 - June 29, 2017 at 8:53 pm
RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food - by ignoramus - June 30, 2017 at 8:46 am
RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food - by Edwardo Piet - June 30, 2017 at 8:54 am

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