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Why You Should Not Chew Your Food

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Why You Should Not Chew Your Food
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RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food
June 29, 2017 at 8:53 pm
(June 29, 2017 at 7:53 pm)bennyboy Wrote:
(June 29, 2017 at 11:46 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Why chew your food indeed, when Austin wants to do it for you . . .

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I'd punch Austin's fucking chiseled face if he stole so much as a single french fry off my plate.  But I'm no homophone, mind you.  If his super-hot sister did it, I'd. . . nah, nevermind, I forgot what I was gonna say. Tongue


No no no, my friend.

Austin isn't stealing your food, he is just saving you the effort of chewing it.  


Catch my drift ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Why You Should Not Chew Your Food

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Why You Should Not Chew Your Food - by Rhondazvous - June 28, 2017 at 6:36 pm
RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food - by vorlon13 - June 28, 2017 at 6:45 pm
RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food - by Minimalist - June 28, 2017 at 6:56 pm
RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food - by Rhondazvous - June 29, 2017 at 10:14 am
RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food - by brewer - June 29, 2017 at 10:22 am
RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food - by Thumpalumpacus - June 29, 2017 at 10:38 am
RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food - by Jackalope - June 29, 2017 at 11:00 am
RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food - by Brian37 - June 29, 2017 at 11:22 am
RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food - by Jackalope - June 29, 2017 at 12:11 pm
RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food - by vorlon13 - June 29, 2017 at 11:46 am
RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food - by bennyboy - June 29, 2017 at 7:53 pm
RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food - by vorlon13 - June 29, 2017 at 8:53 pm
RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food - by ignoramus - June 30, 2017 at 8:46 am
RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food - by Edwardo Piet - June 30, 2017 at 8:54 am

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