How to shoot yourself in the foot lessons.

[Succubus]

By the Vatican.

As if those arseholes didn't have enough real issues to contend with.

The unleavened bread used to celebrate the holy communion during Catholic masses can be made with genetically modified organisms, the Vatican said Saturday, but they cannot be entirely gluten-free.

So gluten, which is natural, is banned, but GMS's which are unnatural are not?

Roman Catholics believe bread and wine served at the Eucharist are converted into the body and blood of Christ through a process known as transubstantiation.

I love this. I mean how many Catholics are aware this is what they are supposed to believe? I expect, hope? that on finding out, a number of them will say 'fuckit, enough of this bollocks I'm out of it'.
It seems every proclamation by those daft bastards in Rome invites ridicule.

A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. The cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

The moral? When you're in the shit keep fucking quiet.

Edit, I made a balls of that, but fuck it. Any mockery of the church is good, and wholesome.