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How To Poison Yourself By Protecting Yourself From Something That Isn't Poisonous
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How To Poison Yourself By Protecting Yourself From Something That Isn't Poisonous
Anti-5G Necklaces Found To Be Radioactive

Quote:The Dutch authority for nuclear safety and radiation protection (ANVS) issued a warning about ten products it found gave off harmful ionising radiation.
It urged people not to use the products, which could cause harm with long-term wear.
There is no evidence that 5G networks are harmful to health.
The World Health Organization says 5G mobile networks are safe, and not fundamentally different from existing 3G and 4G signals.
Mobile networks use non-ionising radio waves that do not damage DNA.


Clearly, this is one of those reverse Antifa plots - they made you THINK 5G was killing you, then told you radioactivity would protect you, then sold you the radioactive necklace to kill you.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: How To Poison Yourself By Protecting Yourself From Something That Isn't Poisonous
Well damn, what will I use for stocking stuffers now?
  
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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Cyanide capsules?

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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Nightshade berry jam.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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I have thought firing a large caliber bullet into one’s brain offers the most immediate, everlasting and most completely effective protection against every and last bit of the harm 5G cell signals will ever have not done to you otherwise.
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