How To Poison Yourself By Protecting Yourself From Something That Isn't Poisonous

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Anti-5G Necklaces Found To Be Radioactive

The Dutch authority for nuclear safety and radiation protection (ANVS) issued a warning about ten products it found gave off harmful ionising radiation.
It urged people not to use the products, which could cause harm with long-term wear.
There is no evidence that 5G networks are harmful to health.
The World Health Organization says 5G mobile networks are safe, and not fundamentally different from existing 3G and 4G signals.
Mobile networks use non-ionising radio waves that do not damage DNA.

Clearly, this is one of those reverse Antifa plots - they made you THINK 5G was killing you, then told you radioactivity would protect you, then sold you the radioactive necklace to kill you.

Boru

[arewethereyet]

Well damn, what will I use for stocking stuffers now?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Cyanide capsules?

Boru

[brewer]

Nightshade berry jam.

[Anomalocaris]

I have thought firing a large caliber bullet into one’s brain offers the most immediate, everlasting and most completely effective protection against every and last bit of the harm 5G cell signals will ever have not done to you otherwise.