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If You're Going to Embarrass Yourself, Cover all the Bases
July 16, 2015 at 1:22 pm
This guy sure did.
Quote:Police have charged a man with trespassing, public drunkenness and indecent exposure after he was caught on a neighbor's Pennsylvania farm in the nude, drinking beer among pigs.
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RE: If You're Going to Embarrass Yourself, Cover all the Bases
July 16, 2015 at 1:24 pm
That's not nice to say about the farmer's daughters.
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RE: If You're Going to Embarrass Yourself, Cover all the Bases
July 16, 2015 at 1:27 pm
Yep, sounds like a Squeelers fan.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
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RE: If You're Going to Embarrass Yourself, Cover all the Bases
July 16, 2015 at 1:28 pm
I'll put out extra chairs at next meeting
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RE: If You're Going to Embarrass Yourself, Cover all the Bases
July 16, 2015 at 1:29 pm
I suppose most of us given the choice of hanging out with frothy christers or filthy pigs might go with the latter . .
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RE: If You're Going to Embarrass Yourself, Cover all the Bases
July 16, 2015 at 1:30 pm
It wasn't even good beer.
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RE: If You're Going to Embarrass Yourself, Cover all the Bases
July 16, 2015 at 1:33 pm
Yeah, but when's the wedding?
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RE: If You're Going to Embarrass Yourself, Cover all the Bases
July 16, 2015 at 1:46 pm
Takes me back to my youth, getting fucked up and tipping cows.
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RE: If You're Going to Embarrass Yourself, Cover all the Bases
July 16, 2015 at 2:06 pm
I'm reminded of a conversation from South Park -
Terrance: You're such a pig fucker, Phillip!
Kyle: What did he say?
Phillip: Why would you call me a pig fucker?
Terrance: Well, let's see. First of all, you fuck pigs.
Phillip: Oh, yeah.
