[split] I Think I May Have Come Close to Dying Friday Night

[Thumpalumpacus]

Oh, I doubt anyone would fap to this. 

I actually can't imagine any thread being less conducive to the act....other than your Yoga thread, of course.

I know that's supposed to be a jab at my looks, but come on. It's a nice try. Low blow, but a nice try. Still, being so ugly no one can fap to me is definitely not one of my shortcomings.

Thump, my comment about you not posting was because you wouldn't reply to me anymore. It lasted like half a minute. I mean, come on. At what point do you realize you do the very things you piss and moan about.

Uh-huh. Even as I hadn't posted in quite some time, you and LP drag my name back into it, but somehow this is something I did.

Look, if you want to talk shit about me, go ahead. You've done it before, slagging me even in entirely unrelated threads after I've walked away from one of your Shitfests™. At this point, I'm tired of this horseshit and especially of you and your tiresome presence ... but if you want to talk shit, you can do it in PM, or perhaps get a response from me. Your horse, ride it as you wish.

But face it, it wasn't me lugging you around in my head, and that says a lot about you whether you acknowledge that or not.

Family's coming back from Elgin after my day at work, so please forgive me if I don't hop-to when you reply.