(July 18, 2017 at 1:45 am)ignoramus Wrote: I'll tell you blokes a secret...
I quietly call the cat over. I let him jump on my knee, I pat him. He goes to sleep.
Then when I'm on AF piss farting around, I tell Pam:
Pam, can you get me an icecream and a coke please, the poor cat's on my knee sleeping, I'll get up if you want?
She quickly gets up from watching telly and gets my stuff!
I've successfully employed this strategy for 30 years! Lol
Now you guys know why I'm a cat lover! He he
She's a keeper for sure....
Your cat's 30 years old?
What's his name, Noah?
And does he like boats?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
