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What a strange thing to say.
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RE: What a strange thing to say.
Article Wrote:Some time ago, archeologists dug into a pyramid tomb in Egypt. In that tomb they found several jars of seeds. These seeds had been buried with the deceased person 3,000 years earlier. Those scientists took the seeds they found and planted them in good soil. They watered the soil and waited patiently. After a time, those ancient seeds germinated and tiny plants pushed their way through the surface of the soil. Those tender plants matured and produced fruit.

Isn’t that amazing? When that seed found its way into the right soil, a secret work took place and life came out of death.
First of all .... no, that's not amazing. It's just a cool fact of nature. It's not magic, stupid.

And secondly ... Desecration of Egyptians graves is nothing to concern yourself with (after all, Yahweh didn't love them anyway), but a dead US soldier comes back for a proper burial and all hell gets raised.


Yeah, I've said it before...

Jesus tastes like stupid.
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What a strange thing to say. - by The Grand Nudger - July 27, 2011 at 7:33 pm
RE: What a strange thing to say. - by Minimalist - July 27, 2011 at 7:42 pm
RE: What a strange thing to say. - by Jackalope - July 27, 2011 at 7:54 pm
RE: What a strange thing to say. - by The Grand Nudger - July 27, 2011 at 8:08 pm
RE: What a strange thing to say. - by Cinjin - July 27, 2011 at 8:38 pm
RE: What a strange thing to say. - by DaveD - July 28, 2011 at 7:41 am
RE: What a strange thing to say. - by Justtristo - July 29, 2011 at 7:35 am
RE: What a strange thing to say. - by Minimalist - July 27, 2011 at 8:51 pm
RE: What a strange thing to say. - by Judas BentHer - July 27, 2011 at 9:43 pm
RE: What a strange thing to say. - by Faith No More - July 28, 2011 at 1:02 am
RE: What a strange thing to say. - by Ace Otana - July 28, 2011 at 3:35 am
RE: What a strange thing to say. - by The Grand Nudger - July 28, 2011 at 7:49 am
RE: What a strange thing to say. - by fr0d0 - July 28, 2011 at 1:56 pm

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