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RE: Say it ain't so, Fappy
November 15, 2015 at 12:32 pm
This...this is real?
Fuck this, I'm switching servers. Bye y'all.
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RE: Say it ain't so, Fappy
November 15, 2015 at 12:33 pm
Please tell me this is satire.
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RE: Say it ain't so, Fappy
November 15, 2015 at 12:36 pm
Apparently we are supposed to be surprised when a delusional adult who makes his living warning children against rubbing the devil's stick and ringing the devil's doorbell, acts in ways which are aberrant even for what he claims to believe. I'm not surprised. Crazy is crazy.
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RE: Say it ain't so, Fappy
November 15, 2015 at 12:36 pm
That's enough life for today c:
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RE: Say it ain't so, Fappy
November 15, 2015 at 12:58 pm
Yeah, I'm not buying any of this. Still funny though
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
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RE: Say it ain't so, Fappy
November 15, 2015 at 1:01 pm
Wait, federal funded???!!!?!!!?
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RE: Say it ain't so, Fappy
November 15, 2015 at 1:14 pm
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Not masturbating can be very healthy. I try to do it for around 20 minutes every day.
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RE: Say it ain't so, Fappy
November 15, 2015 at 1:32 pm
I love it. The security guard is a shill of big masturbation.
Quote" Childs continued, “These lies about Fappy sicken me to my very core. The security guards who “observed” the crime in question need to be investigated. What is their motive? Are they masturbators? Are they agents of Big Masturbation?"
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