After An Atheist Dies

[zebo-the-fat]

As I have posted previously, I have created a document detailing what I want to happen after my death, the first 3 items are :-

1)
The doctors should be given the opportunity to use any part of my body for transplants, research etc.

2)
No unnecessary expense should be incurred for funeral arrangements, the cheapest coffin, body bag etc. for cremation or burial (no point spending good beer money on feeding the worms or the flames – a coffin is expensive firewood!)

3)
At the funeral there should be no priests, vicars, ministers, shamans, witch doctors or other peddlers of superstitious nonsense.

Just to add, my wife has said she wants her ashes put on top of a firework and blasted into the sky amid a shower of sparks
Sounds like as good a way as any other!