The joys of living in the bible belt

[Wyrd of Gawd]

Also can someone tell me, what good does it do to promise not to flood the world again, if you're just going to set the world on fire later?

When he said "I promise not to kill everyone in a flood again" you'd think the important part would be "not kill everyone". But to him, the important part of that promise is not using water the next time he commits mass murder.

That's a very good observation.  I haven't seen anyone make it before.  I wonder what kind of sign Yahweh will use after he roasts everything so that people will know that he won't burn them again?