Dumbest question ever, asked of my wife. She had our three sons, aged 5, 3 and 1 with her on the way to taking the 5 year old to school. This gal asks, "They all look alike- are they triplets?" My wife told her, "Yes, they're just different ages." The gal says, "Oh, OK."
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.