(August 27, 2017 at 1:11 pm)Fireball Wrote:(August 27, 2017 at 12:05 pm)Rahul Wrote: I used to keep aquariums. One day I was at a pet store buying fish on a cold winter day. As the check out woman was looking at a couple bags I had with fish in them, this exchange happened:
Clerk: "Did you bring any towels to wrap these with?"
Me: "No, I didn't."
Clerk: "Oh, they should be ok. Plastic generates heat."
Me: "Excuse me?"
Clerk: "Yeah. Like sometimes when I'm getting my hair done they wrap plastic around my head and it gets really warm."
Me: "..."
I have an esprit d'escalier for you- next time, just tell her she's a really bright bulb.
(August 27, 2017 at 11:30 am)Chad32 Wrote: That's kind of funny. I know siblings who look very much alike. Though I also have two cousins who look a bit alike too. Genetics can be funny.
I'd expect my children to look very much alike, and they do. Same mother and father in all three cases.
Yeah, but most siblings don't look like identical twins when you line their pictures up.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/
Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50
A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/
Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50
A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
