I don't recall the dumbest thing anyone has ever said to me.
I do recall the single dumbest thing I ever said to someone.
Location: Portugal
I was in a shop, buying a beautiful saponite chessboard.
The shopkeep says to me:
"Yes. It's very nice. It's made of soapstone, you feel?"
Now, I'd never heard of soapstone. And for some reason my english failed me completely.
So with much stammering and slowly, like an imbicile, I asked.
"But... Then... If I put water on it... Does it go away?"
At least my family and the shopkeep got a good laugh out of it, because my face was red with embarresement for the rest of the day.
I do recall the single dumbest thing I ever said to someone.
Location: Portugal
I was in a shop, buying a beautiful saponite chessboard.
The shopkeep says to me:
"Yes. It's very nice. It's made of soapstone, you feel?"
Now, I'd never heard of soapstone. And for some reason my english failed me completely.
So with much stammering and slowly, like an imbicile, I asked.
"But... Then... If I put water on it... Does it go away?"
At least my family and the shopkeep got a good laugh out of it, because my face was red with embarresement for the rest of the day.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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