"Your kids are so cute. You can almost not tell they're Mexican."
"How did he get a sunburn? I thought Mexicans didn't burn."
And this one was my ex-MIL:
"WHYYYYYY are you sweeping the salt inward?! You'll get bad economic luck! Sweep it outwardly!" My son had dropped the salt jar. She swept it herself towards the door.
"He's not autistic. He just needs Jesus in his life. Also a spanking."
About her gay son: "He wasn't always this way. He was in love with his best friend in high school. He asked her out and she said no. Ever since then he does things to catch her attention." He's 36 now and she still calls it a phase.
"The whole church burned down, except the cross with the red bow. Ivy, that's proof." I pointed out that the god could have prevented the church from burning, not just the cross. She got mad and walked away.
"How did he get a sunburn? I thought Mexicans didn't burn."
And this one was my ex-MIL:
"WHYYYYYY are you sweeping the salt inward?! You'll get bad economic luck! Sweep it outwardly!" My son had dropped the salt jar. She swept it herself towards the door.
"He's not autistic. He just needs Jesus in his life. Also a spanking."
About her gay son: "He wasn't always this way. He was in love with his best friend in high school. He asked her out and she said no. Ever since then he does things to catch her attention." He's 36 now and she still calls it a phase.
"The whole church burned down, except the cross with the red bow. Ivy, that's proof." I pointed out that the god could have prevented the church from burning, not just the cross. She got mad and walked away.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
