RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god.
August 29, 2017 at 8:39 pm
(August 29, 2017 at 8:30 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Little Jimmy is sitting by an ant hill, crushing the ants one by one with his thumb. Father Murphy comes along and see him in action.
"Why are you killing God's creatures, my son?"
"Because they're worthless."
"Really? I challenge you, name three things on the world that actually worthless!"
"Balls on a priest, tits on a nun, and these fuckin' ants."
A god would be number four.
One Sunday afternoon, a priest leaves his church after morning services and sees a little boy standing outside with a box of new born kittens.
He walks over to the bay and says, "They're very cute kittens."
"Yes", replies the boy.
"And what religion are they?" asks the priest.
"They're Christians," replies the little boy.
Happy, the priest bids the boy farewell and heads home.
A week later he leaves his church again and the boy is back there, still with his box of kittens.
"And how are the Christian kittens, today?", asked the priest?
"They're atheists," the boy replies.
Taken aback, the priest looks at the boy and says, "But last week they were Christian."
"Yes', replies the boy, "But now their eyes are open."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
