I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god.

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Poll: Is there any aspect/type of god you as an atheist would be happy to discover existed? This poll is closed.
The biblical god in all his tyrannical, OT bad-assedness.	6.67%	1	6.67%
Just the loving hippy of the NT.	0%	0	0%
One that is concerned with human conduct and hands out eternal bliss or torture in a life-exit interview.	6.67%	1	6.67%
One that listens to 'prayers' or reads your mind and chooses life events with your development in mind; the 'world' for this sort of god is a kind of theater with no independent or necessary existence.	0%	0	0%
An all-powerful one that created everything from nothing just the way it is on purpose but has covered his tracks to make natural causes more plausible.	6.67%	1	6.67%
Not all-powerful, one possessed of some creative powers but not limitless, creating some forms but all from pre-existing substrata, not from 'nothing'.	26.67%	4	26.67%
One that is drastically older (approaching eternality?) and has seen it all but relates to you-as-consciousness as a kind of benevolent big brother and values your companionship without judgements or need for your worship.	53.33%	8	53.33%
Total		15 vote(s)	100%

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RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god.

August 31, 2017 at 5:49 am

(August 31, 2017 at 5:01 am)ignoramus Wrote:
(August 30, 2017 at 10:37 am)Whateverist Wrote: If I found out my dogs were gods I'd go right on adoring and worshipping them all the same.

If I were you Mark, I'd go and get tested for Lysdexia!

Or daily sex.

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'

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I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god. - by Whateverist - August 28, 2017 at 2:48 pm

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RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god. - by Catholic_Lady - August 28, 2017 at 6:25 pm

RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god. - by Simon Moon - August 28, 2017 at 7:25 pm

RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god. - by Catholic_Lady - August 28, 2017 at 8:48 pm

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RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god. - by Whateverist - August 28, 2017 at 2:58 pm

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RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god. - by Alex K - August 28, 2017 at 4:17 pm

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RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god. - by The Industrial Atheist - August 28, 2017 at 5:27 pm

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RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god. - by ignoramus - August 29, 2017 at 4:42 am

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RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god. - by Whateverist - August 29, 2017 at 9:21 pm

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RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god. - by Astonished - August 30, 2017 at 9:38 am

RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god. - by Whateverist - August 30, 2017 at 10:37 am

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RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god. - by Whateverist - August 30, 2017 at 4:01 pm

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RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god. - by Cyberman - August 31, 2017 at 5:49 am

RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god. - by Whateverist - August 31, 2017 at 10:29 am

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RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god. - by Cyberman - August 30, 2017 at 5:28 pm

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RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god. - by Catholic_Lady - August 31, 2017 at 11:36 am

RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god. - by Whateverist - August 31, 2017 at 1:22 pm

RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god. - by Clueless Morgan - August 31, 2017 at 2:35 pm

RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god. - by Whateverist - August 31, 2017 at 3:35 pm

RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god. - by Catholic_Lady - August 31, 2017 at 4:47 pm

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RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god. - by The Grand Nudger - August 31, 2017 at 11:46 am

RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god. - by Whateverist - August 31, 2017 at 3:42 pm

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RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god. - by Clueless Morgan - August 31, 2017 at 6:59 pm

RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god. - by Whateverist - August 31, 2017 at 7:03 pm

RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god. - by Edwardo Piet - September 3, 2017 at 9:01 am

RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god. - by Cyberman - August 31, 2017 at 10:27 pm

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RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god. - by The Grand Nudger - August 31, 2017 at 11:01 pm

RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god. - by ignoramus - September 1, 2017 at 4:38 am

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