The most important aspect of 'the physics of Guinness' is the beverage's ability to alter local gravitational fields in the immediate vicinity of the test subject. This is often expressed as the Fuxxake-But-Dat-Floor's-Comin-Up-At-Me-Arful-Feckin-Quick-So-It-Is phenomenon.
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson