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The Space Worm Conundrum
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The Space Worm Conundrum
This one is primarily for the theists, but I see no reason not to open the question to atheists as well.

If you have a hard time with hypotheticals, you're gonna wanna sit this one out. If I present a hypothetical situation for your consideration, and your response is "But I know that isn't true," then you have utterly missed the point of the exercise.


Let's say we learned that the universe as we know it was in fact created, but the act of creation happened to be a little space slug taking a huge shit (or perhaps an infinitesimally small shit)?

When I say little space slug, I mean exactly that. Let's say the being that created the universe is a gooey little critter with feelers or something, and the Big Bang directly resulted from a shit that it took.

Would you consider that space slug to be god? Why or why not? If not, what qualities would that space slug have to have in order to qualify as god? Would you worship it?

If you never believed in the space slug, and then when you died it tortured you forever for not believing in it, would you feel the space slug was justified in doing so? Under what circumstances would the space slug be justified in torturing you forever?
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
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The Space Worm Conundrum - by Redbeard The Pink - September 12, 2017 at 9:37 pm
RE: The Space Worm Conundrum - by The Valkyrie - September 12, 2017 at 9:46 pm
RE: The Space Worm Conundrum - by LadyForCamus - September 12, 2017 at 9:47 pm
RE: The Space Worm Conundrum - by Amarok - September 12, 2017 at 9:53 pm
RE: The Space Worm Conundrum - by Magilla - September 12, 2017 at 10:12 pm
RE: The Space Worm Conundrum - by Redbeard The Pink - September 13, 2017 at 12:27 am
RE: The Space Worm Conundrum - by Wyrd of Gawd - September 13, 2017 at 12:42 pm
RE: The Space Worm Conundrum - by vorlon13 - September 12, 2017 at 10:36 pm
RE: The Space Worm Conundrum - by Crossless2.0 - September 12, 2017 at 11:02 pm
RE: The Space Worm Conundrum - by brewer - September 13, 2017 at 2:03 pm
RE: The Space Worm Conundrum - by Redbeard The Pink - September 13, 2017 at 7:20 pm
RE: The Space Worm Conundrum - by Gawdzilla Sama - September 13, 2017 at 6:59 pm
RE: The Space Worm Conundrum - by The Valkyrie - September 13, 2017 at 7:04 pm
RE: The Space Worm Conundrum - by Gawdzilla Sama - September 13, 2017 at 7:08 pm
RE: The Space Worm Conundrum - by The Valkyrie - September 13, 2017 at 7:15 pm
RE: The Space Worm Conundrum - by brewer - September 13, 2017 at 7:12 pm
RE: The Space Worm Conundrum - by vorlon13 - September 13, 2017 at 7:21 pm
RE: The Space Worm Conundrum - by Godscreated - September 13, 2017 at 10:44 pm
RE: The Space Worm Conundrum - by The Valkyrie - September 13, 2017 at 11:02 pm
RE: The Space Worm Conundrum - by Godscreated - September 13, 2017 at 11:22 pm
RE: The Space Worm Conundrum - by The Valkyrie - September 13, 2017 at 11:37 pm
RE: The Space Worm Conundrum - by Godscreated - September 14, 2017 at 11:34 pm
RE: The Space Worm Conundrum - by Redbeard The Pink - September 14, 2017 at 2:38 pm
RE: The Space Worm Conundrum - by Godscreated - September 15, 2017 at 1:07 am
RE: The Space Worm Conundrum - by Redbeard The Pink - September 15, 2017 at 5:40 pm
RE: The Space Worm Conundrum - by Jackalope - September 13, 2017 at 11:04 pm
RE: The Space Worm Conundrum - by Amarok - September 13, 2017 at 11:11 pm
RE: The Space Worm Conundrum - by Amarok - September 13, 2017 at 11:54 pm
RE: The Space Worm Conundrum - by Little lunch - September 14, 2017 at 12:59 am
RE: The Space Worm Conundrum - by vorlon13 - September 14, 2017 at 1:04 am

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