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Eureka! Hubble Space TTelescope Finds Heaven
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Eureka! Hubble Space TTelescope Finds Heaven
http://www.christianforums.com/threads/h...e.7579150/

Quote: “Through an enormous stroke of luck, NASA aimed the Hubble Telescope at precisely the right place at precisely the right time to capture these images on film. I’m not particularly religious, but I don’t doubt that somebody or something influenced the decision to aim the telescope at that particular area of space.

Question is, whose heaven are we looking at here—the one with thee streets paved of gold or the one with all the virgins? Is this the Orion the Yoruba expect to go to or the heaven of the Buddha?
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HST is all scientifical and of Satan. If it seems to show a 'heavenly city' it can only be an illusion of diabolical intent.

Sheesh, you would think Christian Forums would be up on that Satan dude. What a bunch of maroons.
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Whoever made that needs lessons in Photoshop...
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I can't tell if it's terrifying or adorable reading the debate over what heaven looks like. It's almost indistinguishable from a hardcore LOTR discussion forum.
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Curious why it hasn't the world in an uproar since fucking 1994 - when the picture actually has been taken. If it has been taken at all, that is.
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Got banned off that forum for telling someone to "Shut up" and saying they were deluded for condoning slavery.

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So in regards to that thread, I have no hope it is anything remotely intellectual.

Edit: oh and I used "Damn" a few times.
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Heaven is in space...
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(January 17, 2016 at 3:59 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: Heaven is in space...

https://youtu.be/ZAZhtT-dUyo
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That's the Justice League Fortress, guys. Get with it.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

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Hmmm... That "Heaven" looks more like a Cylon Basestar from the original BSG. 

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I'd be careful with the f-ing thing...
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