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Ted Cruz: The Fappening
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RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening
September 13, 2017 at 10:05 pm
(September 12, 2017 at 2:50 pm)Minimalist Wrote: They should sue.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz...h-ted-cruz

Quote:Porn Industry Irrevocably Damaged by Association with Ted Cruz

Quote:The pornography industry has likely suffered permanent damage as a result of its unfortunate association with the Texas senator Ted Cruz, industry sources said on Tuesday.
Porn, which takes in annual profits of fifteen billion dollars, could see those revenues decimated if, as some industry experts fear, users begin to have intrusive thoughts involving Senator Cruz.

lol The thought of Ted Cruz doing his thing made me throw up in my mouth a little.

But...there could be porn sites capitalizing on this very news item as we speak. That's what a friend told me, anyway. Smile

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Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by Clueless Morgan - September 12, 2017 at 11:24 am
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by Gawdzilla Sama - September 12, 2017 at 11:29 am
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by Clueless Morgan - September 12, 2017 at 11:31 am
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by Minimalist - September 12, 2017 at 11:45 am
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by Jackalope - September 12, 2017 at 12:19 pm
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by Minimalist - September 12, 2017 at 12:53 pm
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by vorlon13 - September 12, 2017 at 11:46 am
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by Joods - September 12, 2017 at 11:48 am
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by Crossless2.0 - September 12, 2017 at 3:31 pm
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by vorlon13 - September 12, 2017 at 11:46 am
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by c172 - September 12, 2017 at 12:01 pm
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by Clueless Morgan - September 12, 2017 at 12:27 pm
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 12, 2017 at 12:37 pm
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by Jackalope - September 12, 2017 at 2:15 pm
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by Joods - September 12, 2017 at 3:27 pm
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by vorlon13 - September 12, 2017 at 12:44 pm
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 12, 2017 at 12:46 pm
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by vorlon13 - September 12, 2017 at 12:49 pm
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by Divinity - September 12, 2017 at 2:37 pm
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by Minimalist - September 12, 2017 at 2:50 pm
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by Seraphina - September 13, 2017 at 10:05 pm
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by vorlon13 - September 12, 2017 at 2:55 pm
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by Minimalist - September 12, 2017 at 2:57 pm
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by vorlon13 - September 12, 2017 at 3:08 pm
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by brewer - September 12, 2017 at 3:15 pm
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by Jackalope - September 12, 2017 at 3:30 pm
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by Alex K - September 12, 2017 at 6:56 pm
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by Crossless2.0 - September 12, 2017 at 7:00 pm
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by Minimalist - September 13, 2017 at 1:17 am
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by Minimalist - September 13, 2017 at 10:08 pm
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by vorlon13 - September 13, 2017 at 10:09 pm
RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening - by Minimalist - September 13, 2017 at 10:17 pm

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