The Space Worm Conundrum

[Redbeard The Pink]

 This is a rarity for me because I do not usually respond to things that could never be. I'm going to because it's such a unthoughtworthy (turns out that's not a word but I believe hypothetically you understand) comment.

 
Oh boy...something tells me you're not one of those people who's good at entertaining hypotheticals

First of all you gave no indication where the thoughtless slug came from.

Interesting...you're the second person to bring this up. Does it matter where it came from? It created the Universe. Where would it have to come from to count as a god?

Second the little poop the slug took was a biological process and one that is impossible because the slug had nothing to eat because there was not universe a for it to feed in. Third those two things defeat all the other presumptions you made.

GC

Oh boy...yeah, I can see you're having a hard time with this one.

For the purpose of this hypothetical, we're assuming that the slug was in fact able to poop, and that poop did in fact result in our universe. Make whatever leaps are necessary to assume those things. Perhaps it existed in a previous universe that had plenty of food until that universe was annihilated by ours being created. Maybe this slug does not need anything around it in order to poop. This is a nonsense object we're talking about here. Play with it.

Does the slug need to do anything besides create our universe in order to be called god? What other qualities would this creature have to have before it would qualify as a god to you?