The Space Worm Conundrum

[Godscreated]

 This is a rarity for me because I do not usually respond to things that could never be. I'm going to because it's such a unthoughtworthy (turns out that's not a word but I believe hypothetically you understand) comment.

 
Oh boy...something tells me you're not one of those people who's good at entertaining hypotheticals

They are generally a waste of time because they have no point in reality, I did this one to show you just that.

First of all you gave no indication where the thoughtless slug came from.

Interesting...you're the second person to bring this up. Does it matter where it came from? It created the Universe. Where would it have to come from to count as a god?

First of all it couldn't have created the universe and I explained why. Yes it would have made a difference, we know nothing about this slug, other than it can poop without eating.

Second the little poop the slug took was a biological process and one that is impossible because the slug had nothing to eat because there was not a universe for it to feed in. Third those two things defeat all the other presumptions you made.

GC

Oh boy...yeah, I can see you're having a hard time with this one.

I found it rather easy to take apart.

For the purpose of this hypothetical, we're assuming that the slug was in fact able to poop, and that poop did in fact result in our universe. Make whatever leaps are necessary to assume those things. Perhaps it existed in a previous universe that had plenty of food until that universe was annihilated by ours being created. Maybe this slug does not need anything around it in order to poop. This is a nonsense object we're talking about here. Play with it.

That's the problem with these things their nonsense and contribute nothing to reality, they are a waste of time, time I'd rather spend doing something else. I knew I should have left this thing alone. Now to play just a bit more, as I said pooping is a biological process, there's nothing supernatural or creative about it.
 

Does the slug need to do anything besides create our universe in order to be called god? What other qualities would this creature have to have before it would qualify as a god to you?

 Yes it needs to have not been created but rather existed for eternity, it needed to be omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent. It needed to be morally perfect to be worthy of worship and capable of creating a perfect universe even knowing the created would corrupt it's perfection. It also would have had to have an eternal plan to right what the created corrupted. The slug meets none of this, all it did was poop.

GC