Borowitz:
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz...I4NTYxOQS2
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz...I4NTYxOQS2
Quote:Republicans Sadly Admit Their Dream of Keeping Poor People from Living Longer Is Over
Quote:Choking back tears, Senator Lindsey Graham admitted that his crusade to halt the longevity of the poor had turned out to be a quixotic one at best.“We made a solemn promise to the American people that we would do everything in our power to keep the poor from living so darn long,” he said, his voice quavering. “We didn’t get it done.”