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McConnell Pulls The Bill!
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RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill!
Borowitz:

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz...I4NTYxOQS2

Quote:Republicans Sadly Admit Their Dream of Keeping Poor People from Living Longer Is Over

Quote:Choking back tears, Senator Lindsey Graham admitted that his crusade to halt the longevity of the poor had turned out to be a quixotic one at best.“We made a solemn promise to the American people that we would do everything in our power to keep the poor from living so darn long,” he said, his voice quavering. “We didn’t get it done.”
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McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by Minimalist - September 26, 2017 at 2:59 pm
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by Jackalope - September 26, 2017 at 3:08 pm
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by Minimalist - September 26, 2017 at 3:30 pm
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by Brakeman - September 26, 2017 at 3:15 pm
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by Crossless2.0 - September 26, 2017 at 3:39 pm
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by Tiberius - September 26, 2017 at 4:04 pm
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by Brian37 - September 26, 2017 at 4:11 pm
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by Crossless2.0 - September 26, 2017 at 4:25 pm
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by Brian37 - September 26, 2017 at 4:35 pm
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by Crossless2.0 - September 26, 2017 at 4:38 pm
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by Brian37 - September 26, 2017 at 4:44 pm
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by Jackalope - September 26, 2017 at 6:02 pm
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by Minimalist - September 26, 2017 at 4:30 pm
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by Minimalist - September 26, 2017 at 5:32 pm
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by Foxaèr - September 26, 2017 at 6:23 pm
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by Minimalist - September 27, 2017 at 11:34 pm
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by Jackalope - September 27, 2017 at 11:40 pm
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by Wyrd of Gawd - September 28, 2017 at 12:11 am
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by Minimalist - September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by The Grand Nudger - September 28, 2017 at 7:55 am
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by Thumpalumpacus - September 28, 2017 at 10:11 am
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by Crossless2.0 - September 28, 2017 at 11:23 am
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by Minimalist - September 28, 2017 at 12:08 pm
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by Crossless2.0 - September 28, 2017 at 4:40 pm
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by Gawdzilla Sama - September 28, 2017 at 5:02 pm
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by Minimalist - September 28, 2017 at 6:14 pm
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by Whateverist - September 28, 2017 at 6:41 pm
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by Foxaèr - September 28, 2017 at 6:42 pm
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by Whateverist - September 28, 2017 at 6:44 pm
RE: McConnell Pulls The Bill! - by Foxaèr - September 28, 2017 at 6:46 pm

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