A lot of people compliment me on how insanely random my thoughts and conversations are in work and on dates. It can probably get annoying sometimes though.
I don't normally write them down or list them but off the top of my head these are some conversation points I've started recently...
What would you do if everyone died and it was just you alive? Would you bother to still dress up and look nice or what? I don't think anyone would wear skinny jeans or uncomfy fashionable clothing after an apocalypse.
What would your diet be like if you could eat anything and it wouldn't change your health/weight/appearence?
If it was a competition between the two of us on who could get murdered first just by making other people angry with words, how would you go about it? For example go into a non white area and shout racist stuff, wear a T shirt that says "I am a peadophile" or shout Allah is gay in a Muslim area.
Have you ever had a physical fight? Do you think you could win a fight against 100, 7 year old kids. Taking into account psychology, like you might be able to kick the first 3 in the head and that might scare the rest of them.
I don't normally write them down or list them but off the top of my head these are some conversation points I've started recently...
What would you do if everyone died and it was just you alive? Would you bother to still dress up and look nice or what? I don't think anyone would wear skinny jeans or uncomfy fashionable clothing after an apocalypse.
What would your diet be like if you could eat anything and it wouldn't change your health/weight/appearence?
If it was a competition between the two of us on who could get murdered first just by making other people angry with words, how would you go about it? For example go into a non white area and shout racist stuff, wear a T shirt that says "I am a peadophile" or shout Allah is gay in a Muslim area.
Have you ever had a physical fight? Do you think you could win a fight against 100, 7 year old kids. Taking into account psychology, like you might be able to kick the first 3 in the head and that might scare the rest of them.
Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.
Impersonation is treason.
