I believe a woman should put the fear of god into a male on the first date. This is the kind of stuff I teach my daughters.
Hand the man a bottle of skin lotion. Ask : "Would you please rub this on your skin?"
If he hesitates, yell: "It rubs it on it's skin!!!"
This works best if you carry a little dog with you.
Hand the man a bottle of skin lotion. Ask : "Would you please rub this on your skin?"
If he hesitates, yell: "It rubs it on it's skin!!!"
This works best if you carry a little dog with you.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!