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I need some good first date questions
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RE: I need some good first date questions
I believe a woman should put the fear of god into a male on the first date. This is the kind of stuff I teach my daughters. 

Hand the man a bottle of skin lotion. Ask : "Would you please rub this on your skin?"

If he hesitates, yell: "It rubs it on it's skin!!!"

This works best if you carry a little dog with you.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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I need some good first date questions - by Seraphina - September 28, 2017 at 11:17 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by vorlon13 - September 28, 2017 at 11:35 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Seraphina - September 28, 2017 at 11:43 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by paulpablo - September 28, 2017 at 11:38 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Minimalist - September 28, 2017 at 11:58 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Seraphina - September 29, 2017 at 12:12 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by paulpablo - September 28, 2017 at 11:59 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by energizer bunny - September 29, 2017 at 12:58 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by vorlon13 - September 29, 2017 at 1:06 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Pat Mustard - September 29, 2017 at 2:10 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by LastPoet - September 29, 2017 at 3:14 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 29, 2017 at 11:59 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 29, 2017 at 6:17 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by ignoramus - September 29, 2017 at 6:20 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by I_am_not_mafia - September 29, 2017 at 6:26 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by chimp3 - September 29, 2017 at 7:34 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Brian37 - September 29, 2017 at 7:49 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by paulpablo - September 29, 2017 at 8:01 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Brian37 - September 29, 2017 at 8:47 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by ignoramus - September 29, 2017 at 8:30 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by paulpablo - September 29, 2017 at 9:32 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Brian37 - September 29, 2017 at 12:16 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by rexbeccarox - September 29, 2017 at 4:59 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Silver - September 29, 2017 at 5:01 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by rexbeccarox - September 29, 2017 at 6:11 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by brewer - September 29, 2017 at 9:33 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 29, 2017 at 9:47 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Crossless2.0 - September 29, 2017 at 9:52 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by energizer bunny - September 29, 2017 at 2:21 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Thumpalumpacus - September 29, 2017 at 3:16 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Alex K - September 29, 2017 at 5:06 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Seraphina - September 29, 2017 at 8:39 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 29, 2017 at 5:27 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Silver - September 29, 2017 at 5:28 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 29, 2017 at 5:29 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Silver - September 29, 2017 at 5:30 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 29, 2017 at 5:36 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Silver - September 29, 2017 at 5:38 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 29, 2017 at 5:39 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Silver - September 29, 2017 at 5:40 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Alex K - September 29, 2017 at 5:39 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 29, 2017 at 5:41 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Silver - September 29, 2017 at 5:45 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 29, 2017 at 5:48 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Silver - September 29, 2017 at 5:49 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 29, 2017 at 5:52 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Silver - September 29, 2017 at 5:53 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 29, 2017 at 5:54 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Silver - September 29, 2017 at 5:56 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 29, 2017 at 6:02 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Silver - September 29, 2017 at 6:05 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Alex K - September 29, 2017 at 6:07 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 29, 2017 at 6:23 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by The Valkyrie - September 29, 2017 at 8:02 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by chimp3 - September 29, 2017 at 8:12 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 30, 2017 at 2:50 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by brewer - September 29, 2017 at 9:35 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Seraphina - September 29, 2017 at 9:37 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by ignoramus - September 29, 2017 at 11:21 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Seraphina - September 30, 2017 at 1:18 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by brewer - September 30, 2017 at 10:11 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by downbeatplumb - September 30, 2017 at 11:18 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Mr.wizard - September 30, 2017 at 11:38 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Thumpalumpacus - September 30, 2017 at 6:38 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by brewer - September 30, 2017 at 1:04 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Seraphina - September 30, 2017 at 1:08 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by brewer - September 30, 2017 at 2:09 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Seraphina - September 30, 2017 at 6:03 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by brewer - September 30, 2017 at 8:01 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 30, 2017 at 8:09 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by brewer - October 1, 2017 at 7:25 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Whateverist - September 30, 2017 at 8:06 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Whateverist - September 30, 2017 at 3:32 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Brian37 - September 30, 2017 at 6:50 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Jackalope - September 30, 2017 at 7:22 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by brewer - October 4, 2017 at 9:27 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Seraphina - October 4, 2017 at 9:32 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Astonished - October 4, 2017 at 11:45 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by brewer - October 5, 2017 at 7:00 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by ignoramus - October 4, 2017 at 9:37 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Seraphina - October 4, 2017 at 9:59 pm

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