He's the one pretending that talking to a floor works the same as a phone, then pointed at the Big Bang and football as though that was answering the question. He's the only one here surprised that it's not.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
