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The irony behind religion

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The irony behind religion
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The irony behind religion
July 11, 2014 at 5:34 am
So this seems to describe perfectly how a lot of atheists feel about religious people and some contradicting behavior, some people prefer using rights and forgetting duties I guess Thinking

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RE: The irony behind religion
July 11, 2014 at 5:39 am
Reminds me of Jews.
Anything and everything you do which they don't like and you're: ANTISEMETIC! hehe
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RE: The irony behind religion
July 11, 2014 at 8:02 am
@ignoramus
-Reminds me of Jews. Anything and everything you do which they don't like and you're: ANTISEMETIC! hehe
Do not masturbate. Whenever you do it, Yehowah is watching you from above and He is disgusted about His own creation.
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RE: The irony behind religion
July 11, 2014 at 8:44 am
(July 11, 2014 at 8:02 am)Baqal Wrote: Do not masturbate. Whenever you do it, Yehowah is watching you from above and He is disgusted about His own creation.

God digs it. Where do you think the Pearly Gates come from?
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RE: The irony behind religion
July 11, 2014 at 9:18 am
(July 11, 2014 at 8:44 am)Cato Wrote:
(July 11, 2014 at 8:02 am)Baqal Wrote: Do not masturbate. Whenever you do it, Yehowah is watching you from above and He is disgusted about His own creation.

God digs it. Where do you think the Pearly Gates come from?

Well they do say over and over again that Jesus is coming..
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RE: The irony behind religion
July 11, 2014 at 10:09 am
Did God get off watching Jimmy Savile ???
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RE: The irony behind religion
July 11, 2014 at 10:12 am
he may have got off watching Rolf watching Jimmy!
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RE: The irony behind religion
July 11, 2014 at 6:40 pm
If Yahweh doesn't want me to masturbate, he should have put my hand further away from my willy.

I mean, it's right THERE, fer fuxxake!!

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RE: The irony behind religion
July 11, 2014 at 7:01 pm
(July 11, 2014 at 9:18 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote:
(July 11, 2014 at 8:44 am)Cato Wrote: God digs it. Where do you think the Pearly Gates come from?

Well they do say over and over again that Jesus is coming..

He's not coming. He's just moaning and breathing hard. The sexually repressed christers just can't tell the difference.
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RE: The irony behind religion
July 11, 2014 at 7:23 pm
(July 11, 2014 at 6:40 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If Yahweh doesn't want me to masturbate, he should have put my hand further away from my willy.

I mean, it's right THERE, fer fuxxake!!

Boru

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