What would you do if you found out God existed

[Astonished]

Ok, so let's suppose that God really does exist and that He proved His existence to you. He showed up and did exactly whatever was needed to convince you personally that He is real.

You had a conversation with Him for many many hours, over the course of many days in a row, and He even showed you things... like certain things in the future of humanity so you could see how everything will ultimately fall together. He took you back in time so you could see particular events, including many moments from the life of Jesus. He showed you what the afterlife is like, fully answered every single one of your questions about why He allows certain things to happen, etc, and cleared up all misconceptions and misunderstandings you have had that made you think He was bad.

Let's say you came away from all that realizing God isn't who you thought He would have been, but is actually completely good. Would you then want to be with Him? Want to follow His ways? Feel remorse for the times in your life when you acted wrongly?

...Or would you feel angry and continue on hating the idea of God (even after learning He actually is good), hating the idea of having to "answer" to a higher being, etc?

Boy, are you stacking the deck in his favor. Acknowledge, at least, that there is no excuse whatsoever that he could give that would be good enough for all the shit the bible lays at his feet, and what is allowed to happen with no intervention today.

Oh, and REAL fucking classy trying to lay a guilt trip on US at the end, but letting him off scot-free. How do you expect no one to think you've been fucked up living your life thinking like this?

What would you do if you found out Yoda existed?

I expect my porn collection would become much more interesting.