BABY ON BOARD signs

[Fireball]

I worked as a mechanical engineer, and sometimes as a consultant, for many years. I interviewed at a company that had fielded a foreign company that wanted one of their cars to be made into a Transformer. Some other guy landed the job on some obscure qualification; don't remember what. The car got turned into a Transformer. When the manufacturer's representatives showed up, they were horrified to see that the car had been butchered up so that it couldn't be driven. Well, fucking DUH.