Most of them suck.
I do remember an old color commentator for the NY Rangers, Bill "The Big Whistle" Chadwick, (he was a former NHL referee.) He was funny. Rangers brought up a guy named Gene Carr. Fastest skater anyone ever saw but had no shot at all. Chadwick said of him " he couldn't put the puck in the ocean if he was standing on the edge of a pier."
Another time he said a guy "handles his stick like a cow handles a gun."
I do remember an old color commentator for the NY Rangers, Bill "The Big Whistle" Chadwick, (he was a former NHL referee.) He was funny. Rangers brought up a guy named Gene Carr. Fastest skater anyone ever saw but had no shot at all. Chadwick said of him " he couldn't put the puck in the ocean if he was standing on the edge of a pier."
Another time he said a guy "handles his stick like a cow handles a gun."