"What would you do if you found out God existed"
I'd do what many conservative Christians do with everything else: blame the Jews.*
What? He was THEIR god first!
*this is meant in jest. Don't get your panties in a bunch.
I'd do what many conservative Christians do with everything else: blame the Jews.*
What? He was THEIR god first!
*this is meant in jest. Don't get your panties in a bunch.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"