(October 10, 2017 at 2:27 pm)Jehanne Wrote:(October 10, 2017 at 2:25 pm)wallym Wrote: Semantics are sooooo fucking boring. It makes me wish I was an octopus, so I could do 8 simultaneous jerkoff motions at once.
I think that octopuses only have a single wiener; eight at time would likely hurt!
Oh, not actually jerking off. They'd just be miming the motion as a way of saying go fuck yourself. But they'd be doing it 8 at a time, whereas I can only do 2. I guess you'd be simulating having multiple penises, but since miming the motion doesn't require an actual penis, I think it'd be okay.
I did google it, and there doesn't appear to be an octopus making 8 simultaneous jerkoff motions gif in existence. I think if someone were to make one, it would be a huge hit.
