Sports announcers when they make you laugh.

[Pat Mustard]

I always like to hear play caller's when they make you laugh, instead of being 100% boring stat parrots. Chris Burman is one of my favs as network sports caster, "HE COULD GO ALL THE WAY".

The Skins when I was growing up had the best radio announcers in Sonny, Sam and Frank, and when the Skins did bad, even then they would crack jokes, like on 3rd down after losing yardage, they'd say "Third and a mile". 

But yesterday I was watching the Ohio State game and the announcer made a very funny analogy about their Quarterback whom had all the time in the world to pass because of the pass protection, "He had so much time he got his attorney to make the pass for him."  

That made me laugh so hard, I was glad I wasn't drinking anything at the time. 

What are some of the funnier comments you have heard about good or bad plays in any sport?

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Sometimes when I see great pass protection in a game, I think, "Damn, QB had so much time his kids are out of college."

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