At least it's not little boys for once
October 16, 2017 at 7:13 am
(This post was last modified: October 16, 2017 at 7:20 am by Cyberman.)
There's laying on of hands and then there's this...
Bishop claims to make men’s penises larger by massaging them with his hands
I think he took the bit about thy rod and staff comforting him a mite literally.
And in case you ladies are feeling left out, he stole my idea:
The aphorism is true - once you have them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
Bishop claims to make men’s penises larger by massaging them with his hands
Quote:Ghanaian preacher Daniel Obinim has been filmed performing a ritual where he moves around a room full of men, grabbing them each by the crotch.
In some cases, he will keep hold of their penises and give them a little shake.
I think he took the bit about thy rod and staff comforting him a mite literally.
And in case you ladies are feeling left out, he stole my idea:
Quote:Graciously, he also offers to massage women’s breasts in order to enlarge them too.
The aphorism is true - once you have them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
