At least it's not little boys for once

[Edwardo Piet]

There's laying on of hands and then there's this...

Bishop claims to make men’s penises larger by massaging them with his hands

Ghanaian preacher Daniel Obinim has been filmed performing a ritual where he moves around a room full of men, grabbing them each by the crotch.

In some cases, he will keep hold of their penises and give them a little shake.

I think he took the bit about thy rod and staff comforting him a mite literally.

And in case you ladies are feeling left out, he stole my idea:

Graciously, he also offers to massage women’s breasts in order to enlarge them too.

The aphorism is true - once you have them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

LOLLLLLLLLLL

So this is what closet homosexuals do when they read the Bible and it teaches them they're not allowed to be gay. They subconsciously convince themselves that they're not being gay when they jack men off.