I doubt I'd want to be with god even if he somehow proved to be peachy keen.
First, it would take a lot to convince me of that.
Second, there's still the issue of it being a forced/unwanted, entirely one-way relationship.
Christians have this weird "Well, if you just took the the time to get to know him, I think the two of you would hit it off" thing going on. They don't seem to grasp exactly how creepy it is. Actual relationships have give and take. They have feedback. They not only have conversation, but shared activities. One can't hang out at god's house and play D&D, or join a local bowling league with god, or go to the movies with god.
And, if god were real, I'd demand restitution. His kid didn't die for me. I never asked him to be sacrificed (not that I would), and I certainly have never done anything that would warrant someone's death as fair punishment. But, if god were real, then he's why I'm disabled. He's why I had to endure 43 surgeries as a kid. He's why I have a pathological fear/conditioned response towards hospitals, doctors, needles, etc. He's the reason why I suffer from pressure sores even today. He's the reason why I'm also diabetic (late onset Type I, which has nothing to do with diet and exercise). He's the reason why my father was a child molester, on top of being a mentally (and sometimes physically) abusive asshole.
So, yeah, if he's real, he owes me. Pay up.
First, it would take a lot to convince me of that.
Second, there's still the issue of it being a forced/unwanted, entirely one-way relationship.
Christians have this weird "Well, if you just took the the time to get to know him, I think the two of you would hit it off" thing going on. They don't seem to grasp exactly how creepy it is. Actual relationships have give and take. They have feedback. They not only have conversation, but shared activities. One can't hang out at god's house and play D&D, or join a local bowling league with god, or go to the movies with god.
And, if god were real, I'd demand restitution. His kid didn't die for me. I never asked him to be sacrificed (not that I would), and I certainly have never done anything that would warrant someone's death as fair punishment. But, if god were real, then he's why I'm disabled. He's why I had to endure 43 surgeries as a kid. He's why I have a pathological fear/conditioned response towards hospitals, doctors, needles, etc. He's the reason why I suffer from pressure sores even today. He's the reason why I'm also diabetic (late onset Type I, which has nothing to do with diet and exercise). He's the reason why my father was a child molester, on top of being a mentally (and sometimes physically) abusive asshole.
So, yeah, if he's real, he owes me. Pay up.