(November 5, 2017 at 8:02 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: Have you considered Pastafarianism? Our afterlife reward is an endless buffet, mansions for everyone, strippers, a beer volcano and the best tv reception ever.
Sounds like a better afterlife plan than Frisbeetarianism. We believe that, upon death, the soul flies up to the roof and gets stuck there.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'