I have two stories that might be real (at least according to my friend), but it would be nice to know if these stories are told elsewhere.
The first is how my friend opened a packet of macaroni casserole and found half a mouse inbedded in it. She's involved in the other one also. A dude she knows passed out at a party and his friends thought it would be hilarious to shove a frozen sausage up his ass. His sphincter got massive damage from it and now he must wear diapers.
The first is how my friend opened a packet of macaroni casserole and found half a mouse inbedded in it. She's involved in the other one also. A dude she knows passed out at a party and his friends thought it would be hilarious to shove a frozen sausage up his ass. His sphincter got massive damage from it and now he must wear diapers.
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
