I was put on a late shift preventing me from seeing a female who I like talking to in work, just found out she was off sick this week anyway.
Bought some zombie themed slippers for the mother of my daughter, they look like two zombie heads biting your feet off when you wear them. My god I'm good at gifts. I'll probably have to buy some other gifts though just in the unlikely but possible event that she just thinks "wtf are these crap disgusting slippers." I took a gamble last year and bought her a hulk fist mug that she loved.
Bought some zombie themed slippers for the mother of my daughter, they look like two zombie heads biting your feet off when you wear them. My god I'm good at gifts. I'll probably have to buy some other gifts though just in the unlikely but possible event that she just thinks "wtf are these crap disgusting slippers." I took a gamble last year and bought her a hulk fist mug that she loved.
Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.
Impersonation is treason.
