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Your favourite urban legend?
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RE: Your favourite urban legend?
(August 18, 2011 at 4:40 am)Kayenneh Wrote: I have two stories that might be real (at least according to my friend), but it would be nice to know if these stories are told elsewhere.
The first is how my friend opened a packet of macaroni casserole and found half a mouse inbedded in it.
Can happen. Mechanical separators not properly sealed can pass vermin (read mice) through as efficiently as what it is designed for.

(August 18, 2011 at 4:40 am)Kayenneh Wrote: She's involved in the other one also. A dude she knows passed out at a party and his friends thought it would be hilarious to shove a frozen sausage up his ass. His sphincter got massive damage from it and now he must wear diapers.
Most likely untrue, unless by frozen sausage, you mean tennis ball.

When my cousin was an EMT (he is now a paramedic) and has seen the following three times so far:
(August 18, 2011 at 4:40 am)Kayenneh Wrote: A dude [...] passed out at a party and his friends thought it would be hilarious to shove a frozen sausage up his ass.
Apparently, this is a common occurrence for ambulance calls to local colleges.


(August 18, 2011 at 11:00 am)frankiej Wrote: I was told about 2 guys who after taking some lsd, saw a big red thing wlak passed their window...so in their triipy state, they decide to go out and grab it and throw it in the hall cupboard...
Anyway, the next day, they go down stairs and remember what they had done. So, they go to the cupboard, and what do they find inside???
A little downs syndrome child... hilarious.

Don't know if it is true...sounds a bit far fetched, but still funny.

Far fetched.

The part where it seems most unbelievable is if the drug isn't a powerful hallucinogen or they couldn't be coordinated enough in that state to do anything.
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Your favourite urban legend? - by padraic - August 18, 2011 at 12:50 am
RE: Your favourite urban legend? - by Minimalist - August 18, 2011 at 12:55 am
RE: Your favourite urban legend? - by Anomalocaris - August 18, 2011 at 5:32 pm
RE: Your favourite urban legend? - by Kayenneh - August 18, 2011 at 4:40 am
RE: Your favourite urban legend? - by frankiej - August 18, 2011 at 11:00 am
RE: Your favourite urban legend? - by Autumnlicious - August 18, 2011 at 2:35 pm
RE: Your favourite urban legend? - by frankiej - August 18, 2011 at 4:17 pm
RE: Your favourite urban legend? - by Shell B - August 18, 2011 at 5:02 pm
RE: Your favourite urban legend? - by The Grand Nudger - August 18, 2011 at 5:20 pm
RE: Your favourite urban legend? - by Shell B - August 18, 2011 at 5:31 pm
RE: Your favourite urban legend? - by The Grand Nudger - August 18, 2011 at 5:34 pm
RE: Your favourite urban legend? - by Anomalocaris - August 18, 2011 at 5:38 pm
RE: Your favourite urban legend? - by padraic - August 18, 2011 at 9:19 pm
RE: Your favourite urban legend? - by Skeptic - August 18, 2011 at 9:21 pm

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