True story:
I am often a victim of mistaken identity. People often think I'm Robert Plant and say, "Zep rocks!" Or, I'm "The Dude" and want to take selfies with me. Which is kinda funny since I was once a professional bowler.
Once I was on the island of Sardinia at a sidewalk café having a sea urchin pizza and a latte with my wife. I was facing the sidewalk and my wife was facing the street. When all these chicks walked by waving and blowing me kisses and some even danced for me! It was awesome! Damn! I am sooo good looking! Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!
When I returned home, I told the story of those chicks to a female colleague. She just started laughing hysterically! I said, "What's so funny?" She said, "You arrogant prick!' 'They didn't do that because they thought you are just so good looking!" 'They thought you were Richard Branson!"
I am often a victim of mistaken identity. People often think I'm Robert Plant and say, "Zep rocks!" Or, I'm "The Dude" and want to take selfies with me. Which is kinda funny since I was once a professional bowler.
Once I was on the island of Sardinia at a sidewalk café having a sea urchin pizza and a latte with my wife. I was facing the sidewalk and my wife was facing the street. When all these chicks walked by waving and blowing me kisses and some even danced for me! It was awesome! Damn! I am sooo good looking! Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!
When I returned home, I told the story of those chicks to a female colleague. She just started laughing hysterically! I said, "What's so funny?" She said, "You arrogant prick!' 'They didn't do that because they thought you are just so good looking!" 'They thought you were Richard Branson!"
