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Cops are wonderful, aren't they?
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RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they?
LOL, they really don't.  They keep that money for their own depts..not all of it, mind you.  First, the municipality's quota has to be met. Some towns are almost entirely funded by traffic citations, leading to alot of stops where a person is going 1 or two miles over a limit intentionally made to creep right up on you.

See, no reason at all to make up jewspiracies, the truth is crappy enough.

Hey, bonus round: They can pull you over for no reason at all, through parallel construction violate every corner of your civil rights..and finding nothing, confiscate the contents of your wallet on the suspicion that your money is guilty of a crime.
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Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by ƵenKlassen - December 6, 2017 at 5:39 am
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Homeless Nutter - December 6, 2017 at 5:52 am
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by ƵenKlassen - December 6, 2017 at 6:21 am
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 6, 2017 at 6:35 am
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by The Grand Nudger - December 6, 2017 at 7:21 am
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by chimp3 - December 6, 2017 at 8:47 am
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Gawdzilla Sama - December 6, 2017 at 8:32 am
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by ƵenKlassen - December 6, 2017 at 10:49 am
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Brian37 - December 6, 2017 at 8:55 am
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Whateverist - December 6, 2017 at 10:21 am
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Pat Mustard - December 6, 2017 at 10:28 am
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Pat Mustard - December 6, 2017 at 11:56 am
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by ƵenKlassen - December 6, 2017 at 2:19 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Catholic_Lady - December 6, 2017 at 2:29 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 6, 2017 at 10:53 am
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by ƵenKlassen - December 6, 2017 at 10:56 am
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Catholic_Lady - December 6, 2017 at 11:20 am
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Whateverist - December 6, 2017 at 11:24 am
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Homeless Nutter - December 6, 2017 at 12:19 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Catholic_Lady - December 6, 2017 at 12:22 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Aroura - December 6, 2017 at 12:34 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Joods - December 6, 2017 at 3:36 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Aroura - December 6, 2017 at 4:48 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Joods - December 6, 2017 at 5:08 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Virus - December 6, 2017 at 5:11 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by ƵenKlassen - December 6, 2017 at 12:34 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Joods - December 6, 2017 at 3:29 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by ƵenKlassen - December 6, 2017 at 3:32 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Joods - December 6, 2017 at 3:48 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Catholic_Lady - December 6, 2017 at 4:01 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Joods - December 6, 2017 at 4:02 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Homeless Nutter - December 6, 2017 at 4:32 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Minimalist - December 6, 2017 at 12:39 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Catholic_Lady - December 6, 2017 at 1:32 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Joods - December 6, 2017 at 11:26 am
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by ƵenKlassen - December 6, 2017 at 11:43 am
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Joods - December 6, 2017 at 11:57 am
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Catholic_Lady - December 6, 2017 at 11:33 am
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Kernel Sohcahtoa - December 6, 2017 at 12:33 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Joods - December 6, 2017 at 11:45 am
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Catholic_Lady - December 6, 2017 at 11:45 am
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Chad32 - December 6, 2017 at 11:52 am
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Catholic_Lady - December 6, 2017 at 12:03 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Joods - December 6, 2017 at 12:05 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Catholic_Lady - December 6, 2017 at 12:15 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by ƵenKlassen - December 6, 2017 at 12:21 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Gawdzilla Sama - December 6, 2017 at 1:11 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Chad32 - December 6, 2017 at 12:07 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Catholic_Lady - December 6, 2017 at 12:25 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Chad32 - December 6, 2017 at 12:28 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Nay_Sayer - December 6, 2017 at 12:14 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Chad32 - December 6, 2017 at 12:19 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Nay_Sayer - December 6, 2017 at 12:23 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Aroura - December 6, 2017 at 12:30 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Aroura - December 6, 2017 at 12:25 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Chad32 - December 6, 2017 at 12:34 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Catholic_Lady - December 6, 2017 at 12:42 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Chad32 - December 6, 2017 at 12:58 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Catholic_Lady - December 6, 2017 at 12:39 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by ƵenKlassen - December 6, 2017 at 12:54 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Catholic_Lady - December 6, 2017 at 1:16 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by ƵenKlassen - December 6, 2017 at 1:23 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Catholic_Lady - December 6, 2017 at 1:47 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Nay_Sayer - December 6, 2017 at 12:43 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Minimalist - December 6, 2017 at 1:20 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Gawdzilla Sama - December 6, 2017 at 1:27 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Gawdzilla Sama - December 6, 2017 at 1:33 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by The Grand Nudger - December 6, 2017 at 2:28 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by ƵenKlassen - December 6, 2017 at 2:31 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Catholic_Lady - December 6, 2017 at 2:52 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by ƵenKlassen - December 6, 2017 at 2:55 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Joods - December 6, 2017 at 3:43 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by ƵenKlassen - December 6, 2017 at 3:47 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Joods - December 6, 2017 at 3:56 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Gawdzilla Sama - December 6, 2017 at 2:41 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by The Grand Nudger - December 6, 2017 at 2:59 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Chad32 - December 6, 2017 at 3:03 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Catholic_Lady - December 6, 2017 at 3:00 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by ƵenKlassen - December 6, 2017 at 3:01 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Catholic_Lady - December 6, 2017 at 3:03 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by ƵenKlassen - December 6, 2017 at 3:06 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Catholic_Lady - December 6, 2017 at 3:10 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by ƵenKlassen - December 6, 2017 at 3:27 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Ravenshire - December 6, 2017 at 3:32 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by The Grand Nudger - December 6, 2017 at 3:08 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by The Grand Nudger - December 6, 2017 at 3:19 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by ƵenKlassen - December 6, 2017 at 3:39 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Whateverist - December 6, 2017 at 5:52 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Ravenshire - December 6, 2017 at 3:50 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by The Grand Nudger - December 6, 2017 at 3:41 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by The Grand Nudger - December 6, 2017 at 3:53 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by The Grand Nudger - December 6, 2017 at 4:25 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Virus - December 6, 2017 at 4:45 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Cyberman - December 6, 2017 at 11:02 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Joods - December 6, 2017 at 5:12 pm
RE: Cops are wonderful, aren't they? - by Gawdzilla Sama - December 6, 2017 at 6:13 pm

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