(December 6, 2017 at 8:50 pm)Haipule Wrote: True story:
Some friends and I decided to party on the beach; make a bonfire, listen to music and drink some beers.
We constructed the bonfire with a wooden box on top and lit it.
As the fire increased, I said to my friend, Dave The Dick, "You know we could put our hand there and our foot there and clime that bonfire and stand on that box without getting burned!" He said, "Your nuts!"
So I did it.
When I climbed onto that box, the flames were coming up. And, EVERYONE on the beach crowed around us to look at the idiot on the fire.
I said to myself, "Whoa! I've got an audience!"
So I started to do a striptease to the music and eventually stripped down to my underwear with the flames growing higher and higher.
At that point I decided my stay was quickly coming to an end. So, I jumped off unto the sand.
However, everyone booed! To this day I am not sure whether they wanted me to go full monty or, burn to death!
As Jerry Seinfeld once said, "People: they're the worst!"
How did "Dave the dick " get his name. Forget the rest of the tale, that is one part of the story that grabbed my attention.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
