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Proud slaves of God.
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RE: Proud slaves of God.
December 9, 2017 at 8:36 am (This post was last modified: December 9, 2017 at 8:39 am by Anomalocaris.)
(December 9, 2017 at 5:06 am)purplepurpose Wrote: So if serious believers act like God's slaves here, In heaven they would go full "North Korea" style worship mode. It sounds pointless unless you believe in hell.

Nonsense.  Kim jong un has only one dick and very few of his slaves will get to suck it.  Jesus has a dick for each and every one of the faithful to suck.

Also, when Kim does a facial on you, you can inwardly say "gross!" So long as you keep out outward expressions of ecstacy. When Jesus does a facial on you you need but to begin to form the thought of "Euuu!" before you findyourself roasting in hell.
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Proud slaves of God. - by purplepurpose - December 9, 2017 at 5:06 am
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by LastPoet - December 9, 2017 at 6:15 am
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by Anomalocaris - December 9, 2017 at 8:36 am
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by purplepurpose - December 9, 2017 at 9:52 am
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by Fake Messiah - December 9, 2017 at 2:05 pm
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by LastPoet - December 9, 2017 at 2:20 pm
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by Little Rik - December 9, 2017 at 6:41 pm
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by Fake Messiah - December 10, 2017 at 1:21 am
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by Little Rik - December 10, 2017 at 3:50 am
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by Fake Messiah - December 10, 2017 at 6:16 am
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by Chad32 - December 10, 2017 at 10:12 am
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by Der/die AtheistIn - December 10, 2017 at 5:36 am
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by Little Rik - December 11, 2017 at 3:19 am
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by Godscreated - December 11, 2017 at 2:39 am
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by Ravenshire - December 15, 2017 at 3:08 pm
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by Godscreated - December 16, 2017 at 3:40 am
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by Ravenshire - December 16, 2017 at 1:02 pm
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by Little Rik - December 11, 2017 at 4:20 am
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by Fake Messiah - December 11, 2017 at 7:38 am
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by Little Rik - December 12, 2017 at 3:04 am
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by Drich - December 15, 2017 at 10:21 am
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by downbeatplumb - December 16, 2017 at 5:10 am
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by Drich - December 16, 2017 at 11:38 am
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by downbeatplumb - December 16, 2017 at 12:00 pm
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by Drich - December 18, 2017 at 11:10 am
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by downbeatplumb - December 18, 2017 at 2:19 pm
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by Dnte - December 15, 2017 at 3:00 pm
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by drfuzzy - December 16, 2017 at 2:47 pm
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by Minimalist - December 15, 2017 at 3:51 pm
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by purplepurpose - December 15, 2017 at 3:57 pm
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by Minimalist - December 15, 2017 at 5:19 pm
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by Chad32 - December 16, 2017 at 11:49 am
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by Chad32 - December 16, 2017 at 1:10 pm
RE: Proud slaves of God. - by Chad32 - December 18, 2017 at 11:58 am

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