(December 13, 2017 at 6:08 pm)A Theist Wrote: How not to get your ass kicked by the police.....
Black driver: How can I help you, officer.
Cop: I need to see your driver's licence and registration.
BD: They're in my glove box. I'm just going to reach in there slowly and get them.
Cop: Do you have a gun in there?
BD: No, sir, I do NOT have a gun in there.
*Bang! Bang! Bang!*
Cop(during investigation): He said "gun" and I felt threatened.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"