Anti-Theism

[Thumpalumpacus]

I'm quite sure Atheism also has it's clowns. I mean, Carl Sagan...really?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Sagan's a "clown"? As a believer, you'd ought to appreciate thoughtful non-believers like him.

Now pardon me while I chuckle quietly at the idea of you calling someone a "clown".

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You would wager a guess that a deity has an independent plan?  That certainly isn't truth, it's daydreaming.
The only evidence for God will be my own life?  Well then, it's no longer just a lack of evidence - there is no god.
Congratulations on your success.  But when someone claims to be blessed, they are only being selfish, arrogant, and sociopathically un-caring about the lives of others.  My god blessed ME, therefore, I'm better than _____.  Why should I care about the children who cry out to god for help every night because they are being beaten and raped?  Why should I care about the families who are starving?  -- God loves me better than them.  Your "good luck" is only coincidence and good luck, and if you brag about it and do not use it to help others, then you are not a good human being.

Strawman!

I have used my money to help single women with kids especially Christmas time. And, whenever they need financial help. That's my charity and I gots some girlfriends!

Hey! I writings some songs for church. What do you think? 


Demons in the Room.

"Worthy of praise is the Lord". Come on all you demons and sing with me!
"Worthy of praise is the Lord". Come on demons, I can't hear you!
"Worthy of praise is the Lord". Oh come you demons and sing it like you mean it!

That song is most loved by God Himself if you are drinking beer and running around in your underwear. But remember always, it's only funny if they're red.


God Loves You

God loves you, but not as much as He loves me; God loves me, MORE than you.


So Cool Bein' ME (Done to the tune Boss Hoss--The Sonics)

Everybody is jealous of me,
One look and you can see,
With these looks I just can't lose,
Don't you even try to choose.

I get all the honeys and I've never lost 'cause:
It's so cool bein' me...cool bein' me.

I think they're hits!

I'd like an order of onion rings with that.

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I see your $3 and raise you $10 that this man is having a stroke, and we're all too self-involved and uncaring to call an ambulance.

I'm betting he's having more than one stroke ...